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Worst Tattoos Ever

The Worlds Worst Tattoos Ever I am a fan of tattoos as much as the next guy an in my life I’ve seen my share of bad one but I wanted to gather the worst tattoos from around the world for your viewing...

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Recent Polls Suggest Calling Someone a Republican is an Insult.

Breaking News: Recent polls suggest the majority of Americans consider being called “Republican” insulting. The independent political polling company NSON Opinion Strategy [1] recently published the...

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Saint Patrick’s Day 2012- An opportunity

A transcript from a recent meeting at HolidayStuffCorp. Harry MacGibbon, VP in charge of St Patrick’s Day, is called into the President’s office. The following conversation ensues: President: Harry....

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Five Ways to Boost the Economy- Yes, Even You Can Do It!

We all know what a mess the economy is in. And in light of depressing statistics which show that every car, TV, or Hello Kitty trinket you buy just pumps up some foreign economy (you’re welcome,...

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The Papal Wait and See- What you didn’t (want to) know

The world is abuzz. The Pope has stepped down, the first to do so in over 600 years. But with recent announcements about how he is to spend his retirement years, the race to become the next pope has...

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Conservative is Republican or Democrat?

I get this question, phrased exactly as above, at least twice a day. Conservative is Republican or Democrat? Traditionally a Conservative is a Republican. Conservatives are attempting to “Conserve”...

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New Policy – No Claiming Your College Degree Until Loans Are Paid

Unpaid Student Loans Put College Degrees in “Layaway” Status. Today the college debt “bubble” finally burst leaving millions of college graduates in limbo. Sallie Mae, Wells Fargo, Citibank, Nelnet,...

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DieAgra – Imagine a World With NO Sex

Yes, that’s right. NO more sex drive. Just try to imagine a world without that annoying sex drive making you do stupid things. No more fighting yourself to keep your mind off sex. No more distractions...

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Seedless Grapes – The Ruin of Our Society!

While sitting back and enjoying my post-meal fruit of choice, my Italian mother-in-law informs me that these seedless grapes are the ruin of humanity, the planet, and possibly the universe. Wow! I...

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The Quest for Bigger Breasts

Back when I was in college expanding my mind, some of my girl friends were expanding their breasts. I admit that I was tempted to join them. There was nothing really wrong the the breasts that I had at...

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